Off topic

Very long time nv post liao!!! Today last day of holidays!!! Tmr school start!!! Ah!!! Nah...yesterday went for a coures...dam sian one...is about 'Enlarging' ur right brain so it can remember more things...something like Adam Koo tat one. I and my bro go there right, and took a look around us...full of retardeds...the teacher also dam stupid la...we saw...the first reaction was...
Wakao!!! Look at the conman there, behave sooo real man...hahahah. Die liao die liao...bei ren pian!!! Haizzz...but nvm, 7oo dollars very little one la...give the poor ones( Conman lor)...nvm...jus go la
Second reaction...when we reached the lecture theater...kanasai one...
Wa ji ken...nvmnvm...we tooo suck liao...go home go home...then my mum...of coures want us go la...haizzz...go in, do wad? ...sleep laa...
Oh ya...today going bowling with my father and bro...whooops...confirm kana thrash by them laa...lols.

MR.BARNEY

Joke

This is lame...but I dam sian then want put here...lols. Its a joke...
Wad is the fastest way to get to india?
Take plane?
No...
Imagination?
No...
Nah...I give up...
The answer is...just close ur eyes!!!
If u dun understand...then I say u r damdamdam retarded...
India...is full of black men...which means the place is full of blacks or another way...tat place is black! ...so if u close ur eyes...it will be black!!! So easy...hahahahah. Understand now? Goood. Oh ya...for the non-racists or the black...dun come hooting me up...lols

Dave

Last week

Ah...long time nv post liao!!! Nvm, theres still left with one more week back to school! The good thing is, theres no training nexk week cos of H1N1!!! WOW...but sad thing is...the first day of school, our school start at 2 and then got Japan schools coming right...then got wad friendly match...my teacher in charge said tat Table Tennis maybe be one of them leh...walao!!! Nah...then jus downloaded the Math notes for term 3...a lot sia...then I dun even understand anything tat they r toking about...haizzzzz.
Finished 2 LA creative writing...
1 poem
1 short story...
Both anyhow write one...
Math...very easy...
Filing...of coures!!! ...but a bit luan...
Others...done....
All except for...CHINESE!!!
Finish learnin Cheng Yu...then Ting Xie jus started....
the others...dk...dc...wth!!!
One more week leh!!! ...but I jus lan de touch it leh...wakao...dun care liao la...try choinging? Maybe?

Dave

B-day!!! ...and quizzz

Nah...forgot two tag for two days liao...lols. Not talkin about mine, but my sis tat b-day was dam fun...whooo!!! Actually...not really, but at least not as wad I expected...hahaha. Ok...heres a quizzz...taken from MISSJAMs blog...didnt ask her anythin...even if she dun agree she will still smack me on the first day of school...so, dun care!
3 Names you go by:
...DaveUsuck
MR.BARLEY? ...or MR.BARNEY?
hmm...FanKay
3 things you like to eat:
er...fried rice?
squashed?
Burger...
3 things you do not like to eat:
Chilly...cold...
Clams...yucks
Ducks...bad experience with it...
3 countries you wish to go to:
Greenland?
Australia
and...H1N1 affected countries?
3 things you like to drink:
...Lychee tea
H2O? White or green?
Coke...lols
3 of your everyday essentials:
Air...duh
Water...duh
Food? ...maybe not
3 places (in your country) that you want to go to:
Can tell lies?
If yes...Sentosa
Singapore Flyer
Bryan's house?
If no...Then I dunno liao...
Choose 9 of your favourite songs (not in order):
Hmm...why if I dun hav any?
3 of your favourite colours:
Black...
Black...
and Black... :)
10 friends (not ranked):
Jie Hui
Jing Heng
Bryan
Yee Han
Leon
Bing Bing
Timothy
Ryan Lee
Daryl
Nah...dun hav liao
3 crazy ones from above:
Jie Hui...duh
Bing Bing
Bryan
3 quiet ones from above:
Timothy
Daryl
Jing Heng?
Actually...the quiz is not finished yet...but I dun want continue liao...cos behide quite sian, to me...lols

Dave

Nothing...

Nothing to post...nothing to do...nothing to say...nothing to play...nothing to celebrate...ah!!! Im so so so so SIAN!!! Wish I found somethin to do...at least more than chatting on msn daily...sadsadsad. BUT...ah ha ha, nah...jus my sis B-day tmr!!! Tats nothing...actually. My mum...invited 40 over kids...I also dunno wad for, to my sis B-day party. and my brother and I must work for he and put tatoos on the kids...diao... With a 3 Kg cake worthin more than $300...I really really dunno still hav wad to eat liao....haha. Things tat I hav to do tmr...
1. Put tatoos...lame...
2. Be friendly to kids...like I dam childish litat...
3. PLAY with them...ah...lamelamelame!
4. Dress well...like havin a ball or somethin...siao
5. SMILE!!! ...which I dun expect myself to do so...
6. Treat them well...which means no punchin...no kickin...no bashin...ah
and finally...BEHAVE....im not tat naughty...m i?
Seriously...its gonna be SUCK...dam suck...AH!!!!

Dave

Done

Second post of the day...finally I finished,
The Friends...very little
The Hates...quite a lot...but actually, havnt finish...lols, still got a lot but as I said, some I dun know their names...tats why...
New Dave...nvm...his dead.
Blog names...tat was easy
...and a new post!!!
I was bloghoppin today...and found out Trevor, and some other ppl loves quizes...I may wanna start on tat too...seems fun, but err...im afraid tat the answers I gav will not be so interestly like Trevor's...hahaha. Oh...I jus found out its still my blocked week next week!!! Whooo...can slack...ah, but this days very sian...busy planning for B-day party...interested? Then tell me on my chat box...lols. I will see if I can allow u to attend...lols.

Dave

History project

Opps...lols, forgot to post yesterday...hahaha. Yesterday at Bryan's house doing history project, his house was dam BIG...about...4 to 5 times bigger than mine? Nvm, btw all houses r bigger than mine...a 1 room one?! Oh ya...after doing, went fooling around his house with his neighbours guns...toy one, but when the bulllets hit u...its dam pain...especially the sniper YeeHan was taking. Lols. We played skirmish around his house...and first time...
We were counter-terrorists...hid in the treehouse to protect it, I was on the third floor...being a so called sniper...without the gun...cos tats YeeHans, lols. I went down...to second floor and got shot a ass by Bryans friend...hahaha. Lost.
Second time...
Terrorists...but dunno why they dun want protect but attacked us...I ran back to get treehouse...Bryan shouted to me to giv him the ammo I had, I gave...as a game, in truth, of coures not...went to get treehouse...saw counter-terrorist YeeHan...with his sniper, I shot at him...missed, and went out of bullets...want to refill...but ammo was with Bryan, who was far away...so I took one bullet from the floor...and ran below the house...tryin to put one bullet into my gun...halfway, YeeHan took a shot...at my arm...it was painful...aww...lost...again.
Conclusion...
First...
I was using a suck suck hand gun...while YeeHan was using sniper...most of them was takin automatics...some takin hand gun...like me, cos they dun hav so many guns...lols
Second...
This was the first time I played...and I dun really know the map near Bryans house...so got lost easily. Hahaha.
After tat, went to eat...with Leon, at East point...for got wad I ate...lols. Then went to Paya Labar...dunno spell correctly or not...to take a look at my new house...ohohoh...havnt say, I will be moving there at about next year year end or halfway through...then went to fetch my brother,and went home....to SLEEP!!!

Dave

Class outing

Today was fun...dam fun...at least better than the last one...lols. However, it was crazy...it started with the group games...ohohoh, forgot, I nv get any penalties today...whoaa!!!
1st thing tat happened...
My group was in the first station...the station where Kah Whye was in, and we successfully got the pail out without much effort...WOW. The next thing we did...KAH WHYE!!! Forfeit! ...and I and Jing Heng grabbed him...and stuffed his head into the pail...filled with WATER!!! Hahaha...sad for Kah Whye...lols.
Second thing...
Was playin the game called, 'Protect ur eggs!!!' and off I and Jing Heng went, bashin Limzy up...hohoho. Then, Marilyn...poured the whole pail of water on my back...ah!!! I went crazy immediately, cos I cant punch or do anything to a girl...I put the blame on LIMZY!!! Hahaha...
Third thing...
Lost to a GIRL in bowling...her name was Valerie...I went, 'Do I know her?'...originally by Jing Heng...the problem is...she got 107 point as highest!!! ...and I, only got 74...mamee!!!
Fourth thing...the worst...
Went for movie...Rachael WANTED a treat...not REQUESTED...and I stupidly wasted 2 Dollars...not much, but it wasnt used for MY benefit...and while watchin...I also dunno why, must lend Marilyn my Pepsi drink...eww...maybe because the others was Ice Lemon tea, or somethin, I forgot...and Racheal!!! She refused to give my popcorn back when she held it right in front of me...I was tryin to get her hands out...diao...
After tat...haizz...gone home...and now, postin!!! Today, was fun, especially the bowling...woa...dam exagerating...lols. Nah...cant write anymore, tmr still got history project need do...hehe...can fool with YeeHan, Bryan, Jing Heng, Leon...lols

Dave

Top ten list of hatreds

Wow...the top ten list are out!!! ...btw they r nothing, just the ones tat I want to screw...the ones tat I kan bu shuang one...lols
They r...
1. Yang Zi Meng( Dun ask who)
2. Xinle( 1C)
3. Julian( Dun ask who...table tennis one...the retarded)
4. Joshua...from 1 Dog
5. Class 1 Dog...not all...but got some like retardies...most of them r the ones who follow Mr Joshua...like dogs...tats why, I think they r called one dog...lols
6. The Rafflesians...or maybe the Nerdesians...
7. Mr Noel...the freak
8. Black men...pardon me...to a racist
9. Zhang Yu Chen...( Dun ask who...lols)
10. Mr ***...supposed to be first but ermm...long time no see liao so no hatreds...not much
Ahhh...tats all...still a lot...but most of the others I dun know their names...tats why I nv put them...but can see la, tat I am a person who loves the HATES...lols
And for the ppl on the list...if u happen to see, then tats good because im waiting for u to screw me...hahaha

Dave

Aww...Friday...

Class outings coming!!! ...again. I still remember the last one, just fooling around at the beach...and looking at them as the disgusting cooked food turn roasted and the next day...wow, many of them got sick...good tat I dun eat those food...cos last time tried before, then next thing was in hospital...hahaha. Ah...I wonder wad will happen this time...
1. Jump on Mr Hong when playin captains ball...
2. Smacked by Miss Jam...duh...
3. Penalties...not for me but shutdyper...
4. Cant even hit one cone for bowling...
5. Screw the shutdyper...duh...
6. Touch YeeHans hair and say him cute...confirmed
7. Kicked out of group cos ****** scared tat I will take ****** away from him...maybe...BUT, not possible...

Dave

Maraton planning?

Yep...heard of tat before? I just knew it...lols. I was talkin on msn and found out tat theres a thing called maraton planning...maybe not but someone named it cos it was 1o hours long...10 HOURS!!! I went crazy man...but dun think so. Maybe they only spent 2 or 3 hours planning and the rest goes to...
...maybe went to arcade or something to play...or
...maybe a bit over, went to eat...or
...maybe all went home...or
...maybe all went home except ****** and ****** trying to spent thier time together...no offence...or
...no more!!!
Sorry for any misunderstandings...lols

Dave

My lunch

Ah just found out I long time havnt post liao...tats answers a question, lols. Later gonna eat lunch with clients again...lols, good tat its lunch not dinner...if not walao...I will go swinging around my house later... Wad does tat mean? When it happens tat my parents see me swinging aroung the room, they know wads I did...
First, I may not hav been sleeping well recently...
Second, I may be just trying to them for permission to go friends house and play or something...
Or the last possiblity, which happens most of the time...I drank wine...lols
Nvm...since its lunch, then I and my parents dun hav to worry...hahaha. Oh its about time... lols...

Dave

Number codes...

Diao....dunno wad to say, post or wdv...heh but found something new...the NUMBER CODE....hahaha. And the code is.....45683345336!!!! ...woa...see if anyone can break it...if u do, pls post the answer on http://dvnk123.blogspot.com/post-chatbox/grschats.sg ...again...jkjk. If still wonderin wad I was talkin about in the last two post...I was decribing the grs chats...hahaha. So if passin by this blog and know the answer...pls put on the grs chats, thank u. Ohh...another thing, u guys havnt answered my question of everyday postin....mamee!!! Nvm...

Dave

Funny clips

Heres some clips on youtube tat I think is quite funny...( Maybe not to Trevor), just go youtube and search for 'How to be Gangster - nigahiga', 'How to be Emo - nigahiga', 'How to be Ninja - nigahiga' and more...lols. I havnt watchin all but till now...its still dam funny...hahaha. Oh ya...forgot, theres a one which is quite BLOODY...woa...so never watch this, 'How to be UFC Fighter - nigahiga' and tats all...should be la.

Dave

Everyday posting?

Erm...hi again, dam sian...lols. Started on Ms Lings holiday homework liao...class one also have la...a bit. And gonna answer this question, do I post everyday or something? Why do I do tat? Post ur answer on http://dvnk123.blogspot.com/post-chatbox/grschats.sg ...I would like to see ur answer, thank u. Oh...my answer will be...
Heh yo...the answer for this question is very obvious, just simply go to http://www.doiposteveryday.com and u will find the answer...jkjk...dun go ah...I also never go before, may some * or wad...k? K la, actually I dun think tat I post everyday cos remember I forgot to post one time? ...lols tat time went for dinner with clients...lols. So tat answers the first question and since I dun post daily then the second question would be redundant...isit?

Dave

Xinle...dam u!!!

Walao...today training Xinle was dam fucinly bastard...the coach talk to us about our training, while talkin, he say wad must think while u play...lookin at me as he does so...then Xinle say wad David...David in a dam sarcastic tone...shen jing bing, see his fucin face want screw him liao...tat retarded. They after playin with me a match( He lost...obvious as he doesnt look like he started playin for long...) he still say wa...LET U ONE...wad the heck?! Then today also saw Bing Bing, Eileen, Mojo, Jam and Hnin after training...diaos...

Dave