One post

Ok...
1 month nv touch liao...
I decided to quit
...at first
Now...haizzz...
Nothin to do
Revive it...
Whooops
Ok bye

Sc poster

Ok...dun laugh out loud...

I know it sucks

I think these days I must focus on China language...

华文...=.=

Ok stop crappin...

Tat...is the poster...the Sc poster project...Its understandable if u say it sucks...

Haizzz...

Tell u wad...Jason is not tat bad ok...

He did the words this time...

And I did the pics...

Good team work uh...hahaha

Short and sweet post???

Yesyesyes

Small and little pics???
Nonono

Hahahaha...oh...

Toking about pics...

Jie Hui's quality...=.=

Haizzz...nothing to say...

The pics still as blur...=.=

Lols...hahaha...

Someone dun understand and say it was not funny...=.=

Haizzz

Ok...the words...if u cannot see...go here

Deviant art...

And type Gears of War comics...done

Hahaha

Ok...done

MR.BARNEY

Pray...for STOPIT!!!

Ok man...im seriously pissed off
Remember the countdown of 3,2,1...
Tat I wished???
It...err...started to be ok...
The process from the start of the week to the 3rd day was...
3,2,1,1...
Ok...this is the part...tat I hate
3,2,1,1,5,3!!!
It shot up by 4 on the 4th day!!!
Ok...if u dunno wad I mean...
U should go look at the last post...
Haizzzz...and still got a lot of comments...
The most common one...to the least...
1. Who u tokin about ah???
Ans: Theres no way im gonna tell u...why? Jealous isit?
2. WOW...chinese man...most of the time is in an sarcastic tone...=.=
Ok...I know I know...my chinese sucks
3. The very lame one...people started reading it in front of me...
Examples r Mojo and Jam...again...
Today la...in comp lab...they started readin it out loud
Trevor...I seriously thing u must guan jiao guan jian ur Mojo...
Zheng Yi also...
Btw is not comp lab...I think is wad free somethin lab
Ohya ohya...this is seriously from Trevor and the level...
Mojo took a pic...while in the comp lab...
Cos we saw Chun Lin...tokin like a dunno...
Actually is dicussin...with a group of seniors and a teacher...
=.=
Ok back to topic
Today...in canteen
After school...consultation with Ms Chan...funfunfun
Went to eat...but dunno wad so nv and sat down...
Actually no la...is my TT captain wad tok to me
Jus fooling around la
So I went there...and kicked him...whooops
Hahahaha...
THEN I realised I was sitting in front of her...
And...a group of friends...dunno who
Haizzz...tried to go...captain keep tokin...
Then he said...new girls...
I was like huh??? Wad u tokin?!
Then I took I bag...and showed me...=.=
He went to a group of girls...not the 'her' group
And said...hi can I put this back here?
And placed it there
Iran there grabbed the bag...and pushed him...
Haizzz
Embarassing...went back
And whacked him...a few more times before I left....
Hahahaha...
Ok...lol
Tats all...bye

MR.BARNEY

Siazzz...saded

Ok...the post of revival

Today...nonono...yesterday...

Saw her 3 times...today, saw her 2 times...

I wish tmr will be the last day I see her

Counting...3,2,1...and 0

God, plsplspls, I jus dun want to see her...

At the start of the term...I was willin...but it nv happened

And now...I forgot it...it comes again...

Saded by wad u did god...

I didnt find out wad I did wrong...

I willin...but I cant god

Forgivc me...even if I didnt know had happened...

Why must u treat me tat way?

Why must u make her move faraway when I needed it?

Why did u call her back when I forgot it?

Plsplspls god,

In the father, son and the holy spirit...

Forgive me...make her dissapear again...pls

Or continue injuring me...injuring my heart

I cant give up by dying like tat...

I hav to live...plsplspls
Stop it...stop hurting me...us and everyone

...

...

...

The first time was in the hall...the multipurpose hall...

Tats all...there was no second time...

Just a few gifts...or wdv

No more...jus litat

But the impact was great...huge...

赛过天涯海角...

超过看到的无数人民

我不想再说

我不想在想

可这不是我的选择

我只能假装不知道

不明白

我的命，我自己选择

可我看到，听到得事
上天选择

我的性格，我自己知道，我自己懂得

我能变，变得不诚实，变成杀人犯

可我不要，我的命

还很远，老天，请您不要这么早就把我干掉

请您不要这么早就让我做不正当的事

我早死，对朋友不好，对家人不好

所以我不应该死，我不希望死，我不要死

每人都活着好好的，那我就不死

老天，请原谅我，宽恕我

我活着不是为了狠这个字

我也不想狠，我想借掉它

可我办不到，我输了

大完败仗，想回故乡都回不去

老天，请原谅我，宽恕我

原谅我...原谅我

...
...

...

Pardon me...emo-ing jus now...not feeling any better...

The chinese one...i dunno if got wrong words or not...

Cos everyone knows...my chinese sucks...

Haizzz...saded...saded...saded...

I think I will be in this toilet...

MR.BARNEY

Saved

Ahahaha...Im saved...Im saved im saved!!!
Wad I mean?
Mojo and Jam knows...not forgetin me...:)
Whooops
All thanks to Trevor... :)
He made a rule...
Nah dun want to tok about it...
Jam and Mojo both received a msg? Letter? Dunno
Warning them not to touch or...u know...to boys
Weeee!!!
Because of tat...the way back home was save...
Cos on the bus me BingBing and Jie Hui...
Met them...duh
Haizzz...dam unlucky...a lot of ppl
They got a seat...we didnt
AND...cos dam squeezy...we were standin right in front of them!!!
OMG...I was tryin to hide...
But actually dun need la
Cos can report to Mr Tay wad...whoops
They also dun dare to jab me liao... :)
So it was very peaceful till I went out...
And the rest of the journe too la...
Tats a goood thing...
Cos its somethin like mens charter...whooops
I said too much?
EXCEPT for BingBing...hahahaha!!!
BingBing...tmr all the girls come chasin u...
Cos they cannot bully us liao mah...haha
Haizzz...sadsadsad
Oh ya...today class outing...
Small on la...but I nv go...lols
Dunno wad movie they watch...lols
But nvm...dk dc...hahahaAnd heres...a comic...of Gears of War...haha
Its not really...made up...duh...
If u cant see wad they write...I will write it down for u...whoops
'Now you die human!!!'
'Hold up! Hold up!'
'Why are we fighting anyway. We are just ruining the planet we share. Why not put this all behing us and work together on building a better future.'
'You know, you are right. Lets put down our guns.'
'Unfortunately for you, like my controls, my morals are context sensitive.'
And whoops...hahaha
Nvm...if u dun understand...u r truely retarded.
Bye

MR.BARNEY

SuckSuck day

Zzzz...today...was damdamdam suck...

Ok...skip tat part...

The math...got on mother fishin Pop quizzz...

Failed...duh...

Then tmr...must hav supplementary lessons...with tat...

Duin want say liao...

Scared got someone...whos likes Ms...somethin go tell her after viewing this

Then...time went moving backwards...

Thursday...to wed...

Wed...was fun...whooo

Unlike today...zzzz

Lessons...not very...but the AEP lesson was dam funny

Went in...sat down...and the teacher started to toktoktok...

Normal...

So skip

The drawin...tat was supposed to be graded...ah!!!

And...its was a upside down portait!!!

Of Igor Stravinsky...by Pablo Picasso...

Haizzzz...still remember first lesson...

Must draw own hand without lookin at paper...

Tat was funny...

We was laughin like hell...lols

Nvm...the portait...

I draw very nice u know!!!

Hahahaha...but tats true u noe...

However...as usual...I was the slowest

But quite a lot of ppl nvm finish also...

Lols...

Nvm...stop crapping...

Tmr is gonna be dam suck

Im not going the small outing!!!

Hahahaha...tats true...again

Nvm...the portait of Igor Stravinsky...upside down..lols

Oh ya...I must say somethin...

Jam and Joanne...they r tooo overboard today...

I mean...to be specific...the problem with the pen...

Marilyn wanted to lend...

I so called be a hao xin ren...

Lend her...then...she 'broke' it...

Haizzz...

Tats not main part...

Jam!!! ...tack my pen...draw here draw there...

Walao... =.=

Nvm...but Joanne is very guai...

I wonder...why girls can touch boys...

Specifically everyone...girls and boys...

Haizzz...

Then boys...cannot touch girls...

Walao...

I mean...not sick is jus tat...

Joanne...she pinches Kar Whye...jabs me...

She touches girls...in front of her at mucis lesson today...

Like Sherah...OMG!!! ...and Zhi Yan... =.=

I thinkin...why shes so SICK?!!!

Is like she touchs boys, girls

Among boys...the shorts ones...like Kah Whye

The a bit kind of taller ones...like me...

Among the girls...the fat ones...no offence...like Sherah

The more normal ones...ZhiYan...Jennie...hai a lot la...

Tat doesnt mean u r abnormal Sherah...sorry

Haizzzz...shes such a...nvm

Rather go touch Trevor la!!! ...haizzz

No offence...Trevor...and Joanne...

Nvm I stop liao...I wish Jam and Joanne could too...

MR.BARNEY

Q and As

Me, MR.BARNEY...duh shall reply CHIME questions...
They were set by MOJO and MISS.JAM...=.=
Pls close ur eyes from now...
Cos u will go mad reading this
These questions r really unavoidable...
To MOJO and MISS.JAM
They will allllllways ask tat...if u r ____ (Dun ask me wad)
Nvm...at first dun want post this...
But after a while...hmm...
I thought I nv post for two days liao...
Okok...stop crappin...the questions...
1. If ___ and ___ r in the water(sea) and drownin...who will u save?
1. Confirm someone from the two will noe how to swim one wad...stupid
2. Wtfff?! So chime?! Nvm...dun save both lor...cos theres still a long way for me...(my life)
3. Suggested by Jam...the old way of ' U jump I Jump'...hahaha
4. Another stupid way of...' U two Jump I Jump'...hahahaha
At the end...sad story...unless the 1 is correct...hahaha
2. If ___ and ___ r in the sea and ganna going to be eaten by OCTOPUS...who will u save?
1. WTFFF?! Nonono...Im not pro enough to 'hoot' the octopus...I will end up getting eaten also.
2. Isnt tat the same thing as the first question?!!! Why dun jus say both r dying?! ...siao
Hmm...and the end...still sad story...unless I ganna eaten tooo...lols
Two questions only...tats all...
' I recorded this down...' Jam said...
I put up on blog leh!!! ...retarded...
Oh ya...this 'quizzz' was made up when I was ' BULLIED' by the two girls...why?
Tok later...
Aha!!! ...today...
First period science...tat was ok...only some ppl got scolded cos of not handing in work...
Second...forgot...but the MATH today was scary...
She...u know who...put her filthy hands on my table and...
'WHY DIDNT UR...!!!'
Right in front of me...cos I sitting in front mah...
I was about to fly off from my table liao leh...
All the 'fen!' came pouring out and ewww...
Dun want elaborate liao...haizzz
Made to stay back to do the Math Checkpoint...walao
Then finish liao about 3pm...
Went to eat with Jie Hui...
Thenn...MOJO and JAM came...I saw them, dun care...
Then...eating halfway with Jie Hui...felt a huge jab on my...forgot but nvm
The first one was painfulll
Second was itchy...walao...
After tat then I realise tat JAM and MOJO did it...
Dunno when Mojo started...but confirm is Jam want her do one...zzzz
I was like...awww...then hehehe...siao...
Then...dis two sickos...came and keep doing the same thing...
Jie Hui dun want ganna...so went to another table...to eat...
I...wanted to follow...but I go where...they go where...and then Jie Hui change again...
And the process continues...
Luckily Jing Heng came...I ran and sat with him...( I was still eating at tat time....)
So the girls...haizzz...sat at another table...
BUT...my bag was with them...
After eating...went to take my bag...and ganna...again
And tats when the quizzz started...Mojo...started with' Ask u somethin'
Shes always litat...
Want to go...but nowhere to go....
Cos tat time I was waiting for my mum...
And Mojo and Jam SEALED the exits...dunno if its true...
But jus dun dare go...
Earned a lot more jabs...during the quizzz...
Cos I bully them...( Especially Mojo...) Hahahaha
Haizzz...good tat my mum came...so less trouble and went home peacefully...
The End... :)

Third post...

Third post...feel dam sian today...
1. Went to Deviant Art to find pics...
2. Posted 2 times liao...now third time...
3. Went lookin at blogskins...
4. Went bloghoppin...
5. Changed blogskin...change back again cos tat one suck like hell...
Haizzz...really must say...its a wonder'FULL' day...zzz
Went to watch top 5 weapons in Gears of War 2...
Coming...
5. Hammer of Dawn...its NOT a hammer...
4. Torque Bow...also NOT a thing for archery...
3. Longshot...if u dunno u r dead...its a sniper rifle!!!
2. Gnasher...a shotgun...tat we call now
1. Lancer...zzz...its the default weapon... =.=
Actually...I dun think is right la...
Cos they nv include the thingnew in Gears of War 2...
Examples r...flamethrower...and others la...
Yep jus litat...
But still dam SIAN!!! ...ah!!!
Nvm...btw I jus realise this 2 days I put a lot of pics...
Hahahah...
But I dun care...its quite nice wad actually...hor?
Nvm...I say cos I want put...hahahah
But err...cant put again...but nvm...it will be right down at the bottom...
U will see Marcus Fenix...whoooo...
Kk...bye


Oppps...I take back my words...Marcus Fenix wont be there...cos got some prob...lols...
But its still at the sidebar...hahaha

MR.BARNEY

More pics..zzz

Second post of the day...I added quite a lot of pics recently...hahah
Marcus Fenix...at the side bar...
Was enlarged...
The Skorge...at the top last time...
Was moved to a post...title was Dumb...
Want see go view urself...
It was changed...
To the Brumak...hahah
A bit sick...the face...lols
Still remember last time a play then we ride on a Brumak...
I was firing missiles from it happily...
And my bro...was squashing the Gears happily...
If u dunno...a Brumak is dam big...
It was dam funny...a Gears were firing at us...no use...
We jus charged...and saw them ganna squashed...hahahahah
Or maybe ganna blasted off by missiles...lols
Then one corpser came out...if u dunno...the pic is down there...
We fought with it...by pushing each other...
The corpser lost...duh
It flew to one side...hahaha
Ok...tats enough...
The picture...

MR.BARNEY

Deviant Arto!!!

Hi...again...I added BingBing to help me publish also on this blog, jus yesterday.
However...one warning which goes to him...
If BingBing ever dare to tok crappp...
His gonna be dead...
Crapps included...actually I also dunno...
He will be able to write who was upgraded...most of the time is girls...
I allow tat...
So srsly...unless he write too much...hes dead...
And then 'war' will start...but nvm...I can always delete him...hahaha
Oh ya...he everytime must always put the title also...
If not I will put it for him...hehe
Yep...jus litat...oh...
Found another pic form Deviant Art...tat site is so coool...
I may be able to use in comp lesson L.I.F.E
At first I put one dam chime stufff...
But after thinking think dun want lor...
SO next lesson going to delete...then paste the Gears of War pic...
And the Life and Death...I going to flip tat Life and Death pic upsidedown...turn it red...
Draw some blood on it...leakin down...
Then hahahah...the bloody thing is dun...whooo!!!
Oh...the pic is down there...cos I found myself able to upload liao...lols

MR.BARNEY

New Skin

Whooops...chged to a new skin...haha
At first want chg to Wentworth Miller...his dam cool
But after tat a lot of things chg together...
Dun want update anymore...so gave up and chg back...lols
Then go back tat time saw this skin so prefered to chg...
And WOW...a bit plain...
Dam diff from Wentworth Miller tat one...
But still ok la
So k lor...jus except
Quite late liao...need sleep...
Sian la...H1N1...
Wakao...nv tio...duh...
But today got tuition then sit MRT...
Saw a Old Clock sit right in front of me...cough here cough there...
Wakao...I this type of person...see then run one...
But this time nv...very crowded...
I like want go out...then a lot rang wei...then at last nv go out...hahaha
Dunno if tat Old Clock got H1N1 or not...
Everyone like trying to stay away...lols
If hav I dun think I tio also la...wont so unlucky...haha
Nvm...need sleep

MR.BARNEY

Dumb

Sorry about the pic tat doesnt come out jus now...hai...i dunno why I wish now can...if cannot I giv up and put as the....dunno la...but already got two liao...haizzz....trying...zzz. Still dun come out...wakao!!! Nvm...only can put on the blog sidebar or somethin lor.... Tats the bigass picture up there...nice right? Whoo!!!!

MR.BARNEY

New Picture

Ah sian...tat Mr Chang keep wanting me post...like Bing Bing...I mean crap like him. Diaozzz...wad should I say? Girls r scary also ah...zzz. Oh ya, got a new pic for Gears of War...lols, its bloody...a bit laa...actually to me not bloody at all...cause play for long time liao mah...everyday will see this one, hahahah. I noe ur can't really see the words written...so I typed it out...lols...
I can do this
ALL Fuckin' Day.
Whooops....hahah...dun go screaming around ur house...actually tat should be life...isnt it? Ah haa!!! Found my Skorge...finally....lols. Here isit...nvm...lols

MR.BARNEY

Off topic

Very long time nv post liao!!! Today last day of holidays!!! Tmr school start!!! Ah!!! Nah...yesterday went for a coures...dam sian one...is about 'Enlarging' ur right brain so it can remember more things...something like Adam Koo tat one. I and my bro go there right, and took a look around us...full of retardeds...the teacher also dam stupid la...we saw...the first reaction was...
Wakao!!! Look at the conman there, behave sooo real man...hahahah. Die liao die liao...bei ren pian!!! Haizzz...but nvm, 7oo dollars very little one la...give the poor ones( Conman lor)...nvm...jus go la
Second reaction...when we reached the lecture theater...kanasai one...
Wa ji ken...nvmnvm...we tooo suck liao...go home go home...then my mum...of coures want us go la...haizzz...go in, do wad? ...sleep laa...
Oh ya...today going bowling with my father and bro...whooops...confirm kana thrash by them laa...lols.

MR.BARNEY

Joke

This is lame...but I dam sian then want put here...lols. Its a joke...
Wad is the fastest way to get to india?
Take plane?
No...
Imagination?
No...
Nah...I give up...
The answer is...just close ur eyes!!!
If u dun understand...then I say u r damdamdam retarded...
India...is full of black men...which means the place is full of blacks or another way...tat place is black! ...so if u close ur eyes...it will be black!!! So easy...hahahahah. Understand now? Goood. Oh ya...for the non-racists or the black...dun come hooting me up...lols

Dave

Last week

Ah...long time nv post liao!!! Nvm, theres still left with one more week back to school! The good thing is, theres no training nexk week cos of H1N1!!! WOW...but sad thing is...the first day of school, our school start at 2 and then got Japan schools coming right...then got wad friendly match...my teacher in charge said tat Table Tennis maybe be one of them leh...walao!!! Nah...then jus downloaded the Math notes for term 3...a lot sia...then I dun even understand anything tat they r toking about...haizzzzz.
Finished 2 LA creative writing...
1 poem
1 short story...
Both anyhow write one...
Math...very easy...
Filing...of coures!!! ...but a bit luan...
Others...done....
All except for...CHINESE!!!
Finish learnin Cheng Yu...then Ting Xie jus started....
the others...dk...dc...wth!!!
One more week leh!!! ...but I jus lan de touch it leh...wakao...dun care liao la...try choinging? Maybe?

Dave

B-day!!! ...and quizzz

Nah...forgot two tag for two days liao...lols. Not talkin about mine, but my sis tat b-day was dam fun...whooo!!! Actually...not really, but at least not as wad I expected...hahaha. Ok...heres a quizzz...taken from MISSJAMs blog...didnt ask her anythin...even if she dun agree she will still smack me on the first day of school...so, dun care!
3 Names you go by:
...DaveUsuck
MR.BARLEY? ...or MR.BARNEY?
hmm...FanKay
3 things you like to eat:
er...fried rice?
squashed?
Burger...
3 things you do not like to eat:
Chilly...cold...
Clams...yucks
Ducks...bad experience with it...
3 countries you wish to go to:
Greenland?
Australia
and...H1N1 affected countries?
3 things you like to drink:
...Lychee tea
H2O? White or green?
Coke...lols
3 of your everyday essentials:
Air...duh
Water...duh
Food? ...maybe not
3 places (in your country) that you want to go to:
Can tell lies?
If yes...Sentosa
Singapore Flyer
Bryan's house?
If no...Then I dunno liao...
Choose 9 of your favourite songs (not in order):
Hmm...why if I dun hav any?
3 of your favourite colours:
Black...
Black...
and Black... :)
10 friends (not ranked):
Jie Hui
Jing Heng
Bryan
Yee Han
Leon
Bing Bing
Timothy
Ryan Lee
Daryl
Nah...dun hav liao
3 crazy ones from above:
Jie Hui...duh
Bing Bing
Bryan
3 quiet ones from above:
Timothy
Daryl
Jing Heng?
Actually...the quiz is not finished yet...but I dun want continue liao...cos behide quite sian, to me...lols

Dave

Nothing...

Nothing to post...nothing to do...nothing to say...nothing to play...nothing to celebrate...ah!!! Im so so so so SIAN!!! Wish I found somethin to do...at least more than chatting on msn daily...sadsadsad. BUT...ah ha ha, nah...jus my sis B-day tmr!!! Tats nothing...actually. My mum...invited 40 over kids...I also dunno wad for, to my sis B-day party. and my brother and I must work for he and put tatoos on the kids...diao... With a 3 Kg cake worthin more than $300...I really really dunno still hav wad to eat liao....haha. Things tat I hav to do tmr...
1. Put tatoos...lame...
2. Be friendly to kids...like I dam childish litat...
3. PLAY with them...ah...lamelamelame!
4. Dress well...like havin a ball or somethin...siao
5. SMILE!!! ...which I dun expect myself to do so...
6. Treat them well...which means no punchin...no kickin...no bashin...ah
and finally...BEHAVE....im not tat naughty...m i?
Seriously...its gonna be SUCK...dam suck...AH!!!!

Dave

Done

Second post of the day...finally I finished,
The Friends...very little
The Hates...quite a lot...but actually, havnt finish...lols, still got a lot but as I said, some I dun know their names...tats why...
New Dave...nvm...his dead.
Blog names...tat was easy
...and a new post!!!
I was bloghoppin today...and found out Trevor, and some other ppl loves quizes...I may wanna start on tat too...seems fun, but err...im afraid tat the answers I gav will not be so interestly like Trevor's...hahaha. Oh...I jus found out its still my blocked week next week!!! Whooo...can slack...ah, but this days very sian...busy planning for B-day party...interested? Then tell me on my chat box...lols. I will see if I can allow u to attend...lols.

Dave

History project

Opps...lols, forgot to post yesterday...hahaha. Yesterday at Bryan's house doing history project, his house was dam BIG...about...4 to 5 times bigger than mine? Nvm, btw all houses r bigger than mine...a 1 room one?! Oh ya...after doing, went fooling around his house with his neighbours guns...toy one, but when the bulllets hit u...its dam pain...especially the sniper YeeHan was taking. Lols. We played skirmish around his house...and first time...
We were counter-terrorists...hid in the treehouse to protect it, I was on the third floor...being a so called sniper...without the gun...cos tats YeeHans, lols. I went down...to second floor and got shot a ass by Bryans friend...hahaha. Lost.
Second time...
Terrorists...but dunno why they dun want protect but attacked us...I ran back to get treehouse...Bryan shouted to me to giv him the ammo I had, I gave...as a game, in truth, of coures not...went to get treehouse...saw counter-terrorist YeeHan...with his sniper, I shot at him...missed, and went out of bullets...want to refill...but ammo was with Bryan, who was far away...so I took one bullet from the floor...and ran below the house...tryin to put one bullet into my gun...halfway, YeeHan took a shot...at my arm...it was painful...aww...lost...again.
Conclusion...
First...
I was using a suck suck hand gun...while YeeHan was using sniper...most of them was takin automatics...some takin hand gun...like me, cos they dun hav so many guns...lols
Second...
This was the first time I played...and I dun really know the map near Bryans house...so got lost easily. Hahaha.
After tat, went to eat...with Leon, at East point...for got wad I ate...lols. Then went to Paya Labar...dunno spell correctly or not...to take a look at my new house...ohohoh...havnt say, I will be moving there at about next year year end or halfway through...then went to fetch my brother,and went home....to SLEEP!!!

Dave

Class outing

Today was fun...dam fun...at least better than the last one...lols. However, it was crazy...it started with the group games...ohohoh, forgot, I nv get any penalties today...whoaa!!!
1st thing tat happened...
My group was in the first station...the station where Kah Whye was in, and we successfully got the pail out without much effort...WOW. The next thing we did...KAH WHYE!!! Forfeit! ...and I and Jing Heng grabbed him...and stuffed his head into the pail...filled with WATER!!! Hahaha...sad for Kah Whye...lols.
Second thing...
Was playin the game called, 'Protect ur eggs!!!' and off I and Jing Heng went, bashin Limzy up...hohoho. Then, Marilyn...poured the whole pail of water on my back...ah!!! I went crazy immediately, cos I cant punch or do anything to a girl...I put the blame on LIMZY!!! Hahaha...
Third thing...
Lost to a GIRL in bowling...her name was Valerie...I went, 'Do I know her?'...originally by Jing Heng...the problem is...she got 107 point as highest!!! ...and I, only got 74...mamee!!!
Fourth thing...the worst...
Went for movie...Rachael WANTED a treat...not REQUESTED...and I stupidly wasted 2 Dollars...not much, but it wasnt used for MY benefit...and while watchin...I also dunno why, must lend Marilyn my Pepsi drink...eww...maybe because the others was Ice Lemon tea, or somethin, I forgot...and Racheal!!! She refused to give my popcorn back when she held it right in front of me...I was tryin to get her hands out...diao...
After tat...haizz...gone home...and now, postin!!! Today, was fun, especially the bowling...woa...dam exagerating...lols. Nah...cant write anymore, tmr still got history project need do...hehe...can fool with YeeHan, Bryan, Jing Heng, Leon...lols

Dave

Top ten list of hatreds

Wow...the top ten list are out!!! ...btw they r nothing, just the ones tat I want to screw...the ones tat I kan bu shuang one...lols
They r...
1. Yang Zi Meng( Dun ask who)
2. Xinle( 1C)
3. Julian( Dun ask who...table tennis one...the retarded)
4. Joshua...from 1 Dog
5. Class 1 Dog...not all...but got some like retardies...most of them r the ones who follow Mr Joshua...like dogs...tats why, I think they r called one dog...lols
6. The Rafflesians...or maybe the Nerdesians...
7. Mr Noel...the freak
8. Black men...pardon me...to a racist
9. Zhang Yu Chen...( Dun ask who...lols)
10. Mr ***...supposed to be first but ermm...long time no see liao so no hatreds...not much
Ahhh...tats all...still a lot...but most of the others I dun know their names...tats why I nv put them...but can see la, tat I am a person who loves the HATES...lols
And for the ppl on the list...if u happen to see, then tats good because im waiting for u to screw me...hahaha

Dave

Aww...Friday...

Class outings coming!!! ...again. I still remember the last one, just fooling around at the beach...and looking at them as the disgusting cooked food turn roasted and the next day...wow, many of them got sick...good tat I dun eat those food...cos last time tried before, then next thing was in hospital...hahaha. Ah...I wonder wad will happen this time...
1. Jump on Mr Hong when playin captains ball...
2. Smacked by Miss Jam...duh...
3. Penalties...not for me but shutdyper...
4. Cant even hit one cone for bowling...
5. Screw the shutdyper...duh...
6. Touch YeeHans hair and say him cute...confirmed
7. Kicked out of group cos ****** scared tat I will take ****** away from him...maybe...BUT, not possible...

Dave

Maraton planning?

Yep...heard of tat before? I just knew it...lols. I was talkin on msn and found out tat theres a thing called maraton planning...maybe not but someone named it cos it was 1o hours long...10 HOURS!!! I went crazy man...but dun think so. Maybe they only spent 2 or 3 hours planning and the rest goes to...
...maybe went to arcade or something to play...or
...maybe a bit over, went to eat...or
...maybe all went home...or
...maybe all went home except ****** and ****** trying to spent thier time together...no offence...or
...no more!!!
Sorry for any misunderstandings...lols

Dave

My lunch

Ah just found out I long time havnt post liao...tats answers a question, lols. Later gonna eat lunch with clients again...lols, good tat its lunch not dinner...if not walao...I will go swinging around my house later... Wad does tat mean? When it happens tat my parents see me swinging aroung the room, they know wads I did...
First, I may not hav been sleeping well recently...
Second, I may be just trying to them for permission to go friends house and play or something...
Or the last possiblity, which happens most of the time...I drank wine...lols
Nvm...since its lunch, then I and my parents dun hav to worry...hahaha. Oh its about time... lols...

Dave

Number codes...

Diao....dunno wad to say, post or wdv...heh but found something new...the NUMBER CODE....hahaha. And the code is.....45683345336!!!! ...woa...see if anyone can break it...if u do, pls post the answer on http://dvnk123.blogspot.com/post-chatbox/grschats.sg ...again...jkjk. If still wonderin wad I was talkin about in the last two post...I was decribing the grs chats...hahaha. So if passin by this blog and know the answer...pls put on the grs chats, thank u. Ohh...another thing, u guys havnt answered my question of everyday postin....mamee!!! Nvm...

Dave

Funny clips

Heres some clips on youtube tat I think is quite funny...( Maybe not to Trevor), just go youtube and search for 'How to be Gangster - nigahiga', 'How to be Emo - nigahiga', 'How to be Ninja - nigahiga' and more...lols. I havnt watchin all but till now...its still dam funny...hahaha. Oh ya...forgot, theres a one which is quite BLOODY...woa...so never watch this, 'How to be UFC Fighter - nigahiga' and tats all...should be la.

Dave

Everyday posting?

Erm...hi again, dam sian...lols. Started on Ms Lings holiday homework liao...class one also have la...a bit. And gonna answer this question, do I post everyday or something? Why do I do tat? Post ur answer on http://dvnk123.blogspot.com/post-chatbox/grschats.sg ...I would like to see ur answer, thank u. Oh...my answer will be...
Heh yo...the answer for this question is very obvious, just simply go to http://www.doiposteveryday.com and u will find the answer...jkjk...dun go ah...I also never go before, may some * or wad...k? K la, actually I dun think tat I post everyday cos remember I forgot to post one time? ...lols tat time went for dinner with clients...lols. So tat answers the first question and since I dun post daily then the second question would be redundant...isit?

Dave

Xinle...dam u!!!

Walao...today training Xinle was dam fucinly bastard...the coach talk to us about our training, while talkin, he say wad must think while u play...lookin at me as he does so...then Xinle say wad David...David in a dam sarcastic tone...shen jing bing, see his fucin face want screw him liao...tat retarded. They after playin with me a match( He lost...obvious as he doesnt look like he started playin for long...) he still say wa...LET U ONE...wad the heck?! Then today also saw Bing Bing, Eileen, Mojo, Jam and Hnin after training...diaos...

Dave

Leon...haha

This is about Leon...and his funny stories msging me...lols. He all started with...something but Im starting with...
Leon:Anyway who u really like?
Me:Why u ask? I also want to ask u tat question leh...
Leon:Hmm cuz I want know? Me ah. I dun like anybody.
Me:Same answer lor
Leon:Walao dun litat laa...): tell leh... ):
Me:Walao I dun like ur answer also...
Leon:But I really dun like anyone. I know u like someone, Joanne say.
Me:Joanne say? U trust her meh? I also nv told her anything.
Leon:Argh she say tat time u tell her u like *,* and * before. Aiyah I tell u why I ask want?( This part has been removed to prevent misunderstandings)
Me:Haha... u r so retarded, I say cos Joanne keep pestering me and I anyhow say one...
Leon:Aiyah so now can tell me the real one? I nv say I believe her I just say wanna know only.
Me:Most of the time, u wil nv get wad u want...so u must find out urself...not with this kind of way.
Leon:Argh kill u laa...
Me:Hahaha...why so angry? Nvm...or if u really want, u try other ways to get the answer la. A hint will be...find the ones better at convincing.
Leon:Like who?
Me: Tats a hint...and if I tell u, I will know whos gonna ask me liao ma...
Leon:Okok then can give me a hint who u like? Very small hint can le.
Me:A girl...tats a very small hint liao, if u dunno...hahas. ( Cancelled cos I lazy)
Leon:Argh. Is * convincing? Haha.
Me:Maybe...u can try...( Cancelled again cos I lazy)
Leon:Lol other clue other than a girl? Cos tat clue like...
Me:Haha...sorry I thought u dunno. Erm...ones tat smile?
Leon:WOW...* smiles ALOT...
Me:I nv say a lot or very little...so ur inference is dumb...haha
Leon:Walao! U lai lai qu qu scold me dumb and retarded.
Me:Haha...sorry I was scolding ur inference, to be exact.
......this continued till he gave up....and he truly went to find someone convincing...so I received this...
Marilyn:Yo! Who do u like?(:
...hais...I die liao...

Dave

Night at the Museum 2

Sorry forgot to post yesterday...cos I whole day was in school and immediately went to watch Night at the Museum 2 after tat...lols. Truely speaking, I think the show was not bad but the storyline was a bit suck so erm...if I put ratings I think I would put a...6o? 75 maybe? So Kah Whye, wad do u think?

Dave

OCBC invitation

Whooo!!!! Ganna invited for by the OCBC to go for a movie trip...and gonna watch Night at the Museum 2!!! My whole family was invited...haha so got 4 booked tickets for us and was because my father was supporting the OCBC Treasury Advisory...lols. And Jie Hui, im not gonna scream litat in class anymore unless I hav to...

Dave

More homework!!!

Dam tat Ms Ling la...walao today go meet her then she gave more hw for me...wad the heck?! Wad reflection and others everyting came out lor, tat bastard...then after the holidays must show her...diaos.

Dave

Leaving Cousin

Whooo!!!! My cousin had just gotten out of my house! It seems tat tats bad news, cos tats my cousin, but actually tats good!!! Wanna know why? Cos hes a fatass!!! He just wonders around my house everyday waiting for breakfast, lunch and dinner...and wad he does is tat he would always ask wad to eat tonight or lunch...so irritating!!! To us, when we r full, we would just stop eating...but to him, theres no full! After eating lunch or dinner for a while, if my father brought back food again( He always eats outside), he will be the first one to rush down the stairs and...start eating again! Good tat he went away and the saddess thing of him coming to my house is...the monthly electricity bills went up to 700!!!!!!!!!! AH!!! ...but he gone, haha.

Dave

Sorry Jing Heng

Gonna apologize now...about Jing Hengs incident today...im really very sorry cos I didnt do it on purpose and I wish u could forget about it, and just reply me leh...sorry. I know I started the Jing Dog thingy so so sorry...I was kidding when I told XLS about u taking my bag...so forgive me, plsplspls...I m so sorry. The XLS was also bias today...we were just playing then she scold like some...yuck...sorry la Jing Heng.

Dave

Cyberbullying...Jie Hui

Jie Hui has TRIED to counter me in the chats about his 'cool' names and at last...wow, he came up to be shudyper!!! Questions...
1. Is tat cybullying?
Ans: Tat isnt...to me but if Jie Hui thinks tat way, then I think hes gonna refresh his mind a bit.
2. U find it fun cyberbullying?
Ans: F*** off!! Tat isnt cyberbullying but in fact, its quite fun...seeing Jie Hui pissed off, lols.
3.( Jie Hui, dun screw me cos of this) Got a song for him?
Ans: Of course!!! The lyrics go like this:
Dun treat this as insult
because u started it out
he knew u was the spammer
tats why he named u tat
the second one was fun
because u started to fart
so there should be an asshole
which allowed u to fly high
the third one was nameless
because u shuted David up
and he was furious
tats why u...u
r the shudyper...
Woa!!!! Great answers isnt it?!

Dave

Gears...the addiction

As can be seen, my blog is full of Gears and Skorge...all those chime things but actually I didnt create the name all by myself, it came out from my game called Gears of War..tats dam fun and whoops, Skorge was a character in tat game...anyone heard of tat? If yes, tat would be better cos I dun need to answer questions anymore, and I should be lovin the game...so tats how the Gears came up...haha, lame isnt it?

Dave

Roleplays

The roleplay today was so lame...but the Extra Large Swine thingy was dam funny, when the narrator said the XLS thingy, I imediately turned looked at Ms Chan...heng she dun know anything, stupidly sitting there smiling to herself. Then ABXs acting was dam siao...especially when he took the chess set and played with Jie Hui...oh just remembered, Jie Hui was also in!!!Haha...serve him right to be the first group...our group is the last!!! I was still telling Jie Hui tat the luck all came from me...lols, pro right. :)

Dave

Blogskin

Heh...great comment from Eileen about my suck blogskin which was actually as suck as I do but erm I wonder how to change it?...stupid isnt it? And erm Eileen...I have seen ur blog and found out tat ur blog...ok but a bit too childish, just like u...lols. U really like tat blogskin or just dun want to change it....oh lets see maybe the princess there was too real...WOWs

Dave

The fishin Jam

Ermm...Jennie just reminded me on the grs chats( From abx as Girls R Scary) about the 2Fs, so Jam...how the fishin? Dun screw me cos I dun think many will know wad Im talkin about unless some big mouth fellar says it out...haha

Dave

Rules!

Some rules, set on this blog...( Expecially to Jie Hui, the spammer), Im not trying to learn Trevor but ermm...I really cannot tolerate Jie Hui this kind so Im gonna set some rules on this blog. I only have one rule, which is tat this is my blog, so everythings gonna go my way...example no spamming, which means tat not more that 5 lines continually by one person for cbox( Jie Hui has broken tat) Yep...just like tat...and for Jie Hui...hehehe

Dave

New blog

Woa...first post...first blog...all thanks to abx and Trevor!!! Actually Jie Hui also included but he just confuses me, screw him. Its so dumb la, havin the first blog and just askin Trevor wad to do for 1 hour!!! Finally, and there it is...and erm...if someone like Jie Hui is kind enough, pls remind me of posting so it wont go dead, lols.

Dave