Leon...haha

This is about Leon...and his funny stories msging me...lols. He all started with...something but Im starting with...
Leon:Anyway who u really like?
Me:Why u ask? I also want to ask u tat question leh...
Leon:Hmm cuz I want know? Me ah. I dun like anybody.
Me:Same answer lor
Leon:Walao dun litat laa...): tell leh... ):
Me:Walao I dun like ur answer also...
Leon:But I really dun like anyone. I know u like someone, Joanne say.
Me:Joanne say? U trust her meh? I also nv told her anything.
Leon:Argh she say tat time u tell her u like *,* and * before. Aiyah I tell u why I ask want?( This part has been removed to prevent misunderstandings)
Me:Haha... u r so retarded, I say cos Joanne keep pestering me and I anyhow say one...
Leon:Aiyah so now can tell me the real one? I nv say I believe her I just say wanna know only.
Me:Most of the time, u wil nv get wad u want...so u must find out urself...not with this kind of way.
Leon:Argh kill u laa...
Me:Hahaha...why so angry? Nvm...or if u really want, u try other ways to get the answer la. A hint will be...find the ones better at convincing.
Leon:Like who?
Me: Tats a hint...and if I tell u, I will know whos gonna ask me liao ma...
Leon:Okok then can give me a hint who u like? Very small hint can le.
Me:A girl...tats a very small hint liao, if u dunno...hahas. ( Cancelled cos I lazy)
Leon:Argh. Is * convincing? Haha.
Me:Maybe...u can try...( Cancelled again cos I lazy)
Leon:Lol other clue other than a girl? Cos tat clue like...
Me:Haha...sorry I thought u dunno. Erm...ones tat smile?
Leon:WOW...* smiles ALOT...
Me:I nv say a lot or very little...so ur inference is dumb...haha
Leon:Walao! U lai lai qu qu scold me dumb and retarded.
Me:Haha...sorry I was scolding ur inference, to be exact.
......this continued till he gave up....and he truly went to find someone convincing...so I received this...
Marilyn:Yo! Who do u like?(:
...hais...I die liao...

Dave